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Saints preserve us.

This news is so wrong. So wrong.

Almost as wrong as this. And that is saying something.

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4 Responses to “Saints preserve us.”

  1. Fred Says:
    June 17th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
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    I beg to differ. Ben Affleck is clearly much, much worse than edible horse penis.

  2. Mr. McLaren Says:
    June 17th, 2006 at 9:42 pm
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    I agree.

    However, he might not be as bad as detailed descriptions of eating a variety of animal genitals.

    The deer and the Mongolian goat were surprisingly similar: a little stringy, they had the appearance and feel of overcooked squid tentacles. The Xinjiang horse and the donkey, on the other hand, were quite different. Though both came sliced lengthwise, and looked like bacon, the horse was light and fatty, while the donkey had a firm colour and taste. The testicles were slightly crumbly, and tasted better with lashings of the sesame, soy and chilli dips thoughtfully provided.

  3. Fred Says:
    June 19th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
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    Clearly you’ve never seen his performance in Armageddon.

  4. Mr. McLaren Says:
    June 19th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
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    I must admit, I have not. And, I think, based on that comment that I never will.

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