Also…
Attn: Jackass who busted off my driver’s side mirror last night while I was shopping for DVDs.
Subject: You’re a jackass
OK, so you don’t know how to drive, and somehow managed to hit my car in the parking lot. Fine. I drove into a light pole once, I’m not going to mock you for that.
However, you stop, and leave me a note, because you want to be stand up about it. You don’t just drive off.
That cost me $165, and more importantly an hour I could have spent with my daughter. So screw you.
That is all.

February 15th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Why did you leave the house to get DVDs when you can have them mailed to you? Zip.ca baby.
February 15th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Dude, I guarantee I was a zip member before you were.
However, some things you want to own, you know?
February 15th, 2006 at 4:12 pm
I didn’t want to be left out of the mocking, so…Ever heard of the internet? You can buy ANYTHING using it, and even have it shipped right to your house!
Alex Roach and I were talking, and we decided you deserved what you got. You have absolutely no reason to ever leave your house (or put on pants as Alex pointed out).
February 15th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
There’s no reason for pants.
February 16th, 2006 at 9:11 am
He has one very big reason to leave the house - I refuse to live with a basement-dwelling troglodyte who never shaves, showers, or puts on pants. And apparently leaving the house is the only motivation for those activities - well, showering and pants-wearing anyway.
February 16th, 2006 at 11:02 am
Beards are the “in” thing during winter. But pants are still optional.