Oh, Canada

I am so disappointed in you.

Especially you Ontario, and you B.C.

I had steeled myself for 134 seats, but this… this is horrible.

OK, it’s not quite as bad as a majority, but this is still terrible.

And if this voter turnout thing is true–that the right-winger got out a lot more of their voters than the other people–well, that’s just more embarrassing.

I need to go get drunk. I can’t bear to think about Harper making his this-is-a-mandate speech, and another couple of years of confidence vote chicken.