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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mike Drake!
- Mike Drake is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.
- In his entire life, Mike Drake will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.
- It’s bad luck to whistle near Mike Drake.
- The first Mike Drake was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Mike Drake.
- Mike Drake does not have toes.
- If you break Mike Drake, you will get seven years of bad luck.
- During World War II, Americans tried to train Mike Drake to drop bombs.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Mike Drake!
- Mike Drake can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
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January 17th, 2006 at 6:27 pm
yours is pretty funny…
1. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like Chris McLaren.
2. Chris McLaren has four noses.
3. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find Chris McLaren!
4. Chris McLarenomancy is the art of telling the future with Chris McLaren.
5. In the Great Seal of the United States the eagle grasps 13 arrows and Chris McLaren.
6. There are six towns named Chris McLaren in the United States.
7. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Chris McLaren is the victim!
8. The international dialling code for Chris McLaren is 672.
9. It is impossible to fold Chris McLaren more than seven times!
10. Chris McLaren has a bifurcated penis!