I am such a geek.
How else to explain how much pleasure I got from this piece on that important question: Who would win in a fight between Cthulhu and Godzilla?
Just in case you don’t click through for the metatextual analysis, here’s the best sentence from it: “He’d eat a few thousand people, make a giant throne of their bones, and just generally do everything possible to lower property values in Tokyo.”
Ross Patterson
Phil
Ch4v3z!
Julian
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April 21st, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Clearly Godzilla would win. We’re talking about a beast that easily dispatched Ogra, laid waste to Megalon, dropped Titanosaurus right on its head and even defeated Super MechaGodzilla, a mechanical monstrosity designed by humans with the sole intent of defending themselves from Godzilla proper.
How could some pithy squidfaced goon dare to compare to this? Pffft.
April 21st, 2006 at 6:30 pm
We’ll see what happens at the poker tournament now, mouthy! I’m going to tell the chips what you said.