You know, I can’t really add anything to this. I mean, there’s something completely funny in each of the first three paragraphs of this story:
Police say the Grateful Dead leader’s commode was stolen recently from a driveway along with three other toilets and a bidet.
Garcia’s salmon-colored toilet was the subject of a legal battle before it was finally moved to Sonoma, to await shipment to a Canadian casino.
It’s unclear if the toilet was swiped by a wayward Deadhead or a thief remodeling a bathroom. Police said they have no suspects or leads.
How much do you have to smoke in order for it to seem like a good idea to steal a toilet?
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