“I gave and gave till I gave up…”

I have had the kind of day where… well… hm.

Let me put it this way: if you are in a number of really frustrating conference calls over the day, and you find yourself putting your phone on mute so that you can take a hammer and smash it into your desk over and over while screaming “MISTER SMASHY! MISTER SMASHY!” at the top of your lungs, you should bear in mind that it is entirely possible that this might totally break your desk.

On the plus side, the whole thing could be very cathartic.