Africa News No 2: Satantic Sheep F**ker

While God is on one side of Nairobi telling septagenarians to go all Mola Ram on tigers, apparently the Devil is on the other side telling cobblers to go down the Begnigni cab driver route:

‘The devil told me to have sex with sheep’
A cobbler suspected of sorcery was attacked and nearly lynched by outraged villagers in central Kenya on Tuesday after being caught having sex with a female sheep, witnesses and officials said.

“I was sent by the devil to do that,” Kiplagat told the angry crowd which included several people who accused him of being a warlock

“I only made love to the ewe twice using two condoms but I never do it regularly,” he said in his defence.

Check the whole article, where the man also protests that he limits his bestiality to sheep, as if insulted that somone might think a dignified sheep-rammer like him would stoop to screwing dogs.

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