Those would scare me away

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I can understand the idea that wearing very obvious security paraphenalia can be a deterrent to crime, I guess–but I can’t understand an instantiation of this concept that involves things that look like a combination of a Dalek with the combat lingerie from The Linguini Incident.

That’s an image from the detail page for one example of Existech’s “Domewear” line.

I’m trying to imagine a scenario where I would actually think wearing one of these things (not necessarily the bra of doom) would be a good idea.

I’m coming up blank.

I guess I could maybe use that IR Necklace Dome as a visual metaphor for the rise of the surveillance society, with a side comment on the loss of perspective about time, and a nod to a certain clock-wearing rapper, in my interpretive dance piece. Of course, that might not fit everyone’s notion of “a good idea”.

It’s nice that they are willing to work with charities, though.

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