Oh my God.
Please go and see “Query Letters I Love”, a blog dedicated to the public mockery of real Hollywood script queries from wannabe screenwriters.
Here’s a sample bit:
Micro Management is about evil midgets who take over Titan Industries, a United States defense contractor and missile manufacturer, and attempt to use the missiles to blow up Disneyland.
The midgets want to exact their revenge against Disneyland and the other theme parks in order to get even for the height restriction that keeps them from riding all the “Good Rides”. It’s up to Steve Miller, an engineer at Titan, and his buddies, who play for Titan’s basketball team to stop the evil midgets.
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