T-shirts from futures past

After four years of wearing only solid colour1 t-shirts for everyday wear–primarily a habit I developed during my daughter’s infancy, as between her and I several shirts a day were suffering various stains, and I wanted cheap, “hot swappable” clothing–I am starting to pick up a few new interesting printed shirts. (Yes, I have lots of “not a t-shirt” clothing, but remember I work at home, so I really only need that stuff for going out.) As part of that project I should take a moment to mention on here how happy I am with my recent order of some shirts from the Retropolis Transit Authority.

I ordered four different designs for myself, as well as a matched pair for Trish and Sarah.

You should totally go browse the site, but here’s my commentary on the stuff I ordered:

First there was this one, which I ordered because I have been known to exclaim the very phrase it carries, or variants thereof:

I Still Want My Flying Car

Second was this one, which I ordered primarily because it’s a variation on an old gag from Mooney’s modules that always made Iron Doug laugh:

Speed Limit: c

Third was this one, which goes nicely with my recently acquired Official Girl Genius goggles (although I prefer to think of them as my Offical Mad Genius goggles, honestly):

Certifiable Mad Genius

Here’s the one a little closer so you can read the text:

Mad Genius Closeup

Note: I do have a death ray, and I do know how to use it. However, it’s that final tagline that really makes the shirt.

Fourth, and clearly the best of all (indeed, in my hot-so-humble opinion, the best thing at RTA) is this one:

Back Off

Here’s the closeup on that one:

I'm Doing Science

This shirt has won me kudos on several occasions, including props from the McAuslan people at the Beerfest this weekend–including my being able to negotiate some St. Ambroise + Strongbow experiments from them (and they had the best shirts there with the Virtuvian Pint design, by the way). Actually some random dude at the beerfest stopped to pose with me for a photo because he liked my t-shirt so much. (Trish, incidentally, was somewhat put out that random guy would rather have been in a photo with me than her).

Sarah and Trish got a matching pair in this design:

Like There Needs To Be A SIG

Trish seems quite pleased with hers, but Sarah absolutely refuses to wear her smaller, pinker version. “I don’t want to take over the world and boss people around,” she says very adamantly.

  1. Mostly black, I admit.(back)

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3 Responses to “T-shirts from futures past”

  1. Kira Says:
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    Big surprise: You have a very smart daughter.

  2. Mr. McLaren Says:
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    Yeah, she got smart from her Mom, and sturdy from me.

    She got stubborn from both sides, though. Which is why one of the fun games at our house right now is to sing out the phrase “Arms Akimbo” whenever Sarah adopts that pose as part of taking a particular position stridently. (This is easily ten times funnier, when Sarah sings out the phrase after her mother inadvertently adopts the pose as part of taking a particular position stridently, of course.)

  3. Kira Says:
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    Hah, that is great, but of course I think you’re vastly underestimating your genetic and cultural contribution.

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