{"id":915,"date":"2007-06-11T11:52:19","date_gmt":"2007-06-11T15:52:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/11\/we-are-living-in-the-future\/"},"modified":"2007-06-11T12:17:21","modified_gmt":"2007-06-11T16:17:21","slug":"we-are-living-in-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/06\/11\/we-are-living-in-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"We are living in the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, first the good bit:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geeklabel.com\/lcd_tee.php\">Right now, today, I can order a programmable T-shirt.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Link from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unreality.net\/weblog\/2007\/06\/brave-new-world-kool-aid-pickles.html\">Fred<\/a>).<\/p>\n<p>Sure, it&#8217;s only one-colour, and simple stuff right now, but the step from &#8220;no programmable clothes&#8221; to &#8220;simple programmable clothes&#8221; is a lot bigger than the step from &#8220;simple programmable clothes&#8221; to &#8220;tricked out programmable clothes&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t stop thinking about this. I want a t-shirt like this so I can have Quote of the Week Friday. I want it be able to attach it to an SD card so that the text and image can change ever 10 minutes all day. (The all <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?page_id=470\">Russell Quotations<\/a> T-shirt! The random non-sequitor T-shirt!). I want to integrate other sensors, so I can have mood-based programming, and so that when I pass out the shirt can change to an &#8220;If found, please return to&#8230;&#8221; message. I want to have a shirt that displays the entire text of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Robert_Fagles\">Fagles<\/a> translation of the Odyssey, one line at a time. And so on.<\/p>\n<p>The sad realization is that many of those things are only cool when programmable clothes aren&#8217;t common. As soon as everyone has them, that would quickly become annoying. Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>Now the bad bit:<\/p>\n<p>You know those science-fiction novels where the ex-urban future is a kind of &#8220;Road Warrior in the landfill&#8221; scenario? The ones from before nanotech was going to give us the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/The_Diamond_Age\">Diamond Age<\/a>? That kind of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.maxheadroom.com\/\">Max Headroom<\/a> dystopia where scavengers survive by boating through a literal stream of garbage?<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s here too:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/06\/river.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"River Of Garbage\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/06\/_river.jpg\" title=\"River Of Garbage\" alt=\"River Of Garbage\" width=\"206\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Apparently that area was absolutely pristine twenty years ago. That&#8217;s some shocking change in a relatively short time.<\/p>\n<p>You can <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/pages\/live\/articles\/news\/worldnews.html?in_article_id=460077&#038;in_page_id=1811\">read the full story<\/a>, and see some other images, at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailymail.co.uk\/\">the Daily Mail<\/a>. Oh, and the story gets worse:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>And the doomsday effect will spread. It is one of two major rivers that feed Lake Saguling, where the French have built the largest power generator in West Java.<\/p>\n<p>Experts predict that as the river chokes, its volume will decrease and the generator will not function properly.<\/p>\n<p>The area will be plunged into darkness. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">OK, first the good bit: Right now, today, I can order a programmable T-shirt. (Link from Fred). Sure, it&#8217;s only one-colour, and simple stuff right now, but the step from &#8220;no programmable clothes&#8221; to &#8220;simple programmable clothes&#8221; is a lot bigger than the step from &#8220;simple programmable clothes&#8221; to &#8220;tricked out programmable clothes&#8221;. I can&#8217;t stop thinking about this. 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