{"id":828,"date":"2007-02-28T08:02:59","date_gmt":"2007-02-28T12:02:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/28\/stop-the-koala-menace\/"},"modified":"2007-02-28T08:02:59","modified_gmt":"2007-02-28T12:02:59","slug":"stop-the-koala-menace","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/28\/stop-the-koala-menace\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop The Koala Menace"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/koala.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The Deadly Koala\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/_koala.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"235\" alt=\"The Deadly Koala\" title=\"The Deadly Koala\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look at that thing. Feel the terror!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Here are a sampling of the many other native creatures I ran into today.<\/p>\n<p>The Legendary Sleeping Kangaroo:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/sleepy_roo.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The Sleeping Kangaroo\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/_sleepy_roo.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"193\" alt=\"The Sleeping Kangaroo\" title=\"The Sleeping Kangaroo\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Fabled Teeny-Tiny Dragon:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/dragon.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"A Tiny Dragon\" ><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/_dragon.jpg\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" alt=\"A Tiny Dragon\" title=\"A Tiny Dragon\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Tasmanian Devil:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/taz.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The Tasmanian Devil\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/_taz.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"232\" alt=\"Tasmanian Devil\" title=\"Tasmanian Devil\" class=\"aligncenter\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Look at that thing. Feel the terror! <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/28\/stop-the-koala-menace\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-dm","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}