{"id":797,"date":"2007-02-02T00:41:03","date_gmt":"2007-02-02T04:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/this-city-is-insane\/"},"modified":"2007-02-02T09:23:00","modified_gmt":"2007-02-02T13:23:00","slug":"this-city-is-insane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2007\/02\/02\/this-city-is-insane\/","title":{"rendered":"This city is insane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/mooninite.jpg' alt='Mooninite LED board' class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I am so embarrassed for Boston.<\/p>\n<p>I keep alternating between wanting to laugh and wanting to punch someone. I want to laugh when I think about all this fuss over some litebrite aliens. I want to punch someone when some old man make a statement about how this is all very serious, or when I hear news organizations reporting on this without any sense of how ludicrous it is. Then I want to laugh again when I think about all the other cities that didn&#8217;t freak&#8211;Boston is my second-favourite American city, but this just makes them look silly.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, if your Attorney General  can stand up and say &#8220;It had a very sinister appearance. It had a battery behind it, and wires.&#8221; in front of reported with a straight face, we&#8217;ve clearly entered the comedy zone. It&#8217;s enough to make a person lose their faith (except, of course, that it&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mass.gov\/legis\/laws\/mgl\/272-36.htm\">illegal to do that here.<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p>Guys who got paid to put up signs might be going to jail because the signs look like a cartoon character, and apparently that is a clear sign of their terrorist intent. Too bad they didn&#8217;t just put up a sign with a corporate logo on it&#8211;no one would have freaked out over that. I guess the lesson for the terrorists is that if you want to put up bombs, don&#8217;t put a LED pixel cartoon character on them, instead put up an LED pixel Nike swoosh or something. Sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and another thing: I am really tired of hearing this referred to as a &#8220;hoax&#8221;. That language implies that the intent was for people to think these were bombs, and it was a planned hoax. Anyone who looks at a Lite Brite space invader and thinks &#8220;it&#8217;s clearly a bomb&#8221; is nuts. The intent was clearly to make people curious, and lead to interest in the show.<\/p>\n<p>I did have a moment of happiness though, while discussing this with a clerk at Newbury Comics. He made a comment along the lines of &#8220;well, man, you can&#8217;t expect those over-30s types to get it. It&#8217;s a generation gap thing.&#8221; I was happy, of course, because he clearly was putting me on the same side of 30 as him, when I&#8217;m actually over that hill by a few years now.<\/p>\n<p>Some links:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2007\/01\/31\/led_ad_campaign_igni.html\">LED ad campaign ignites terrorism scare in Boston<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2007\/01\/31\/boston_moonimite_ins.html\">Boston Moonimite installer arrested<\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/wbztv.com\/topstories\/local_story_031135507.html\">Arrest Made In Boston&#8217;s Hoax Device Incident<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The only sane viewpoint I&#8217;ve seen in the major press: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/16931200\/\">Many young Bostonians think city overreacted<\/a> (Of course the article goes on to quote more insane defense of the over reaction.)<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and here&#8217;s Schneier on the topic, full of links and his usual sense: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.schneier.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/02\/nonterrorist_em.html\">Non-Terrorist Embarrassment in Boston<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Of course, other cities didn&#8217;t have this problem: <a href=\"http:\/\/wbztv.com\/topstories\/local_story_032085203.html\">Devices Found In Seattle Did Not Cause Concern<\/a><\/p>\n<p>I did kind of like the way the two guys just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2007\/US\/02\/01\/boston.bombscare\/index.html\">refused to take their court appearance seriously<\/a>. I suspect that&#8217;s the only sane reaction to being arrested in these circumstances. You can see some video <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reason.com\/blog\/show\/118466.html\">linked at Reason<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Also funny: new services that think this is a terribly serious story, but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.boingboing.net\/2007\/01\/31\/boston_channel_photo.html\">can&#8217;t even show photos of the object<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I guess I&#8217;m going to have to buy one of these t-shirts:<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/raplica.com\/store\/shirts\/Adlt_Swim\/mooninite'><img src='http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2007\/02\/moonite.png' alt='Mooninite Is The Bomb shirt' class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>After all, I do want to express my amusement and contempt, and I don&#8217;t have <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/gadgets\/boston-mooninite-fetching-5k-on-ebay-233161.php\">the thousands of dollars it would take to get one of the signs on eBay<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Making Light had a nice page of links &#038; comments on this too, but either they are down, or else the ISPs in Boston are blocking them at the moment. If I can see them again later, I&#8217;ll put the link in here. (Update: I can see <a href=\"http:\/\/nielsenhayden.com\/makinglight\/archives\/008611.html\">the Making Light post on this<\/a> now.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I am so embarrassed for Boston. I keep alternating between wanting to laugh and wanting to punch someone. I want to laugh when I think about all this fuss over some litebrite aliens. 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