{"id":689,"date":"2006-10-02T22:09:14","date_gmt":"2006-10-03T02:09:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/10\/02\/still-allowed-in-america-so-far\/"},"modified":"2006-10-02T22:12:31","modified_gmt":"2006-10-03T02:12:31","slug":"still-allowed-in-america-so-far","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/02\/still-allowed-in-america-so-far\/","title":{"rendered":"Still allowed in America&#8230; so far"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_2019571.html?menu=\">Ananova &#8211; Police hunt farting dissident<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Although, I suppose His Highness could just declare such activity a \u201cpurposeful and materially support of hostilities against the United States\u201d.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Ananova &#8211; Police hunt farting dissident Police in Poland have launched a nationwide hunt for a man who farted loudly when asked what he thought of the president. Although, I suppose His Highness could just declare such activity a \u201cpurposeful and materially support of hostilities against the United States\u201d. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/10\/02\/still-allowed-in-america-so-far\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-b7","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=689"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/689\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}