{"id":646,"date":"2006-08-26T12:12:49","date_gmt":"2006-08-26T16:12:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/08\/26\/i-am-so-aroused\/"},"modified":"2006-08-26T12:13:33","modified_gmt":"2006-08-26T16:13:33","slug":"i-am-so-aroused","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/26\/i-am-so-aroused\/","title":{"rendered":"I am so&#8230; aroused."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen a page on the Internet that has <a href=\"http:\/\/thenonist.com\/index.php\/thenonist\/permalink\/hot_library_smut\/\">aroused me more than this one<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(Link is safe for work, unless you have the same mental quirks as I do.)<\/p>\n<p>If I weren&#8217;t working right now I would totally spend the next couple of hours following those links at the bottom.<\/p>\n<p>And I <em>am<\/em> buying that book.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever seen a page on the Internet that has aroused me more than this one. (Link is safe for work, unless you have the same mental quirks as I do.) If I weren&#8217;t working right now I would totally spend the next couple of hours following those links at the bottom. And I am buying that&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/26\/i-am-so-aroused\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-books","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-aq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}