{"id":612,"date":"2006-07-07T23:22:19","date_gmt":"2006-07-08T03:22:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/07\/07\/the-biggest-downside-of-midsummer\/"},"modified":"2006-07-07T23:22:19","modified_gmt":"2006-07-08T03:22:19","slug":"the-biggest-downside-of-midsummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/07\/the-biggest-downside-of-midsummer\/","title":{"rendered":"The biggest downside of midsummer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/lyrics.rare-lyrics.com\/N\/Negativland\/Nesbitt's-Lime-Soda-Song.html\">Most of the time I&#8217;m a peaceful man<\/a>, but all the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Earwig\">earwigs<\/a> in the world could die right now and I would be OK with that.<\/p>\n<p>Damn you Mom, for telling me when I was very young that earwigs crawl into your ears and can&#8217;t turn around, so they have to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.snopes.com\/horrors\/insects\/bugear.asp\">eat through your brain<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Damn you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0660843\/\">Night Gallery<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Most of the time I&#8217;m a peaceful man, but all the earwigs in the world could die right now and I would be OK with that. Damn you Mom, for telling me when I was very young that earwigs crawl into your ears and can&#8217;t turn around, so they have to eat through your brain. Damn you Night Gallery. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/07\/07\/the-biggest-downside-of-midsummer\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-612","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-9S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=612"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/612\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=612"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=612"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=612"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}