{"id":593,"date":"2006-06-22T20:44:02","date_gmt":"2006-06-23T00:44:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/06\/22\/bne-cleaner\/"},"modified":"2006-06-22T20:44:02","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T00:44:02","slug":"bne-cleaner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/22\/bne-cleaner\/","title":{"rendered":"B&#8217;n&#8217;E Cleaner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look what happens when English majors go unemployed in the age of desktop video&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/m6UfiXC7w2g\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>(Speedbag is a member of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/category\/storytime\/hgpa\/\">HGPA<\/a>. He doesn&#8217;t know that I know his door code. However, I certainly didn&#8217;t put his dishes away&#8211;hell, it&#8217;s a constant battle in my own house to get me to put away the dishes.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Look what happens when English majors go unemployed in the age of desktop video&#8230; (Speedbag is a member of the HGPA. He doesn&#8217;t know that I know his door code. However, I certainly didn&#8217;t put his dishes away&#8211;hell, it&#8217;s a constant battle in my own house to get me to put away the dishes.) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/22\/bne-cleaner\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hgpa","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-9z","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}