{"id":591,"date":"2006-06-20T11:35:48","date_gmt":"2006-06-20T15:35:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/06\/20\/fathers-day\/"},"modified":"2006-09-14T23:15:27","modified_gmt":"2006-09-15T03:15:27","slug":"fathers-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/fathers-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Father&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, my second Father&#8217;s Day was pretty great. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/sarah\/\">Sarah<\/a> was, obviously, much more interactive this year; she actually said &#8220;Happy Father&#8217;s Day&#8221; to me. It was so cute it nearly broke my heart. And then she gave me a present:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.bibbitybop.com\/proddetail.asp?prod=710\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2006\/06\/afrog.gif\" width=\"320\" height=\"400\" alt=\"Space Frogs\" title=\"Space Frogs\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Space Frogs in the hizouse!<\/p>\n<p>Yes, that is a giant bibb. One reading of this gift would be that Sarah (or perhaps her mother, since I to my knowledge Sarah does not actually have a credit card yet) has noticed that I occasionally qualify as a messy eater, just as she does. A more generous reading would be that since she always wears a bibb<footnote><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/sarah\/wp-content\/year2\/2006-03-18-0926-05.jpg\">Hers has sleeves and shoulders!<\/a><\/footnote> to eat, she wanted me to have one too so we could do things together.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and did I mention the space frogs?<\/p>\n<p>This thing is totally going with me to my poker game tonight, to shield me from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.toulanys.com\/\">Toulany<\/a>&#8216;s <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/D%C3%B6ner_kebab#Canada_.28Donair.29\">donair<\/a> fallout.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Well, my second Father&#8217;s Day was pretty great. Sarah was, obviously, much more interactive this year; she actually said &#8220;Happy Father&#8217;s Day&#8221; to me. It was so cute it nearly broke my heart. And then she gave me a present: Space Frogs in the hizouse! Yes, that is a giant bibb. One reading of this gift would be that Sarah&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/06\/20\/fathers-day\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-591","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-9x","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=591"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/591\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=591"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=591"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=591"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}