{"id":511,"date":"2006-04-10T23:57:50","date_gmt":"2006-04-11T03:57:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/04\/10\/i-am-such-a-geek\/"},"modified":"2006-04-10T23:57:50","modified_gmt":"2006-04-11T03:57:50","slug":"i-am-such-a-geek","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/10\/i-am-such-a-geek\/","title":{"rendered":"I am such a geek."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2006\/04\/cthulhu.jpg\" width=\"253\" height=\"338\" alt=\"Cthulhu\" title=\"Cthulhu\" \/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2006\/04\/godzilla.jpg\" width=\"220\" height=\"338\" alt=\"Gojira\" title=\"Gojira\" \/><\/p>\n<p>How else to explain how much pleasure I got from this piece on that important question: <a href=\"http:\/\/whenwillthehurtingstop.blogspot.com\/2006_04_01_whenwillthehurtingstop_archive.html#114466532798711522\">Who would win in a fight between Cthulhu and Godzilla?<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just in case you don&#8217;t click through for the metatextual analysis, here&#8217;s the best sentence from it: &#8220;He&#8217;d eat a few thousand people, make a giant throne of their bones, and just generally do everything possible to lower property values in Tokyo.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">How else to explain how much pleasure I got from this piece on that important question: Who would win in a fight between Cthulhu and Godzilla? Just in case you don&#8217;t click through for the metatextual analysis, here&#8217;s the best sentence from it: &#8220;He&#8217;d eat a few thousand people, make a giant throne of their bones, and just generally do&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/04\/10\/i-am-such-a-geek\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-8f","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=511"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/511\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}