{"id":484,"date":"2006-03-20T10:21:10","date_gmt":"2006-03-20T14:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/03\/20\/celebrating-st-patricks-day\/"},"modified":"2006-03-20T14:00:07","modified_gmt":"2006-03-20T18:00:07","slug":"celebrating-st-patricks-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/20\/celebrating-st-patricks-day\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Celebrating&#8221; St. Patrick&#8217;s Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This year was pretty clearly the worst St. Paddy&#8217;s Day of the decade for me.<\/p>\n<p>I was already mocking myself on Thursday night because my plans for celebrating were basically:<\/p>\n<p>1) dress Sarah in a green shirt<br \/>\n2) go see V For Vendetta<\/p>\n<p>which is a much less rambunctious celebration than it has been for most of the last decade.<\/p>\n<p>However, I guess I kind of got in the spirit after all. Well, more in the spirit of March 18th, than 17th, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>You see I woke up on St. Paddy&#8217;s morning feeling like I had the world&#8217;s worst hangover. You know the one&#8211;the one that&#8217;s going to last for more than a day: pounding headache, nausea and disruption through your entire gastrointestinal system, aching joints, cold sweat, vertigo,&#8230; the total package. It was either really long lasting food poisoning, or else the stomach flu.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I had been clever enough to think &#8220;Wow, I must really drink tonight, since my hangover was so powerful it traveled backwards in time!&#8221;. Actually I was thinking something more like &#8216;Blurggh!&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>It seemed dramatically unfair to feel like that without doing anything fun. I ended up taking the day off work&#8211;just sitting up made me nearly vomit and passing most of the day in the vivid, restless sleep of fever. I basically slept until 4PM, and didn&#8217;t manage to eat or drink anything until 10PM.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the weekend was a milder version of the same, and in fact, I shouldn&#8217;t be working today either, but I have things that need to get done.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">This year was pretty clearly the worst St. Paddy&#8217;s Day of the decade for me. I was already mocking myself on Thursday night because my plans for celebrating were basically: 1) dress Sarah in a green shirt 2) go see V For Vendetta which is a much less rambunctious celebration than it has been for most of the last decade.&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/20\/celebrating-st-patricks-day\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-7O","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=484"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/484\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=484"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=484"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=484"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}