{"id":471,"date":"2006-03-09T23:30:53","date_gmt":"2006-03-10T03:30:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/03\/09\/an-idiot-child-with-a-gun\/"},"modified":"2006-03-09T23:30:53","modified_gmt":"2006-03-10T03:30:53","slug":"an-idiot-child-with-a-gun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/09\/an-idiot-child-with-a-gun\/","title":{"rendered":"An idiot child with a gun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And you wonder why the rest of the world is both terrified of you and condescending to you?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/video.google.com\/videoplay?docid=-2587661313510275113\">Damn.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">And you wonder why the rest of the world is both terrified of you and condescending to you? Damn. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/09\/an-idiot-child-with-a-gun\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-head-explodes","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-7B","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=471"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/471\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}