{"id":463,"date":"2006-03-03T00:01:24","date_gmt":"2006-03-03T04:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/03\/03\/festival-of-me\/"},"modified":"2006-03-03T13:38:26","modified_gmt":"2006-03-03T17:38:26","slug":"festival-of-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/03\/festival-of-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Festival Of Me"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"ISo, when you hit your first birthday you’re starting your second year of life, right?<\/p>\n

And when you hit you second birthday you’re starting your second<\/font>third year of life?<\/p>\n

Well, that means that when you hit your 99th birthday, you’re starting your 100th year of life. (I can actually prove this via mathematical induction<\/a>, if you doubt me.)<\/p>\n

Which means that as of right now (AST<\/a>), I am one third of the way to starting my 100th year of life.<\/p>\n

(Yes, it feels pretty much the same as last year, except that it seems like this one went by even faster. At this point, I’m expecting this acceleration of time to continue until I die.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, when you hit your first birthday you’re starting your second year of life, right? And when you hit you second birthday you’re starting your secondthird year of life? Well, that means that when you hit your 99th birthday, you’re starting your 100th year of life. (I can actually prove this via mathematical induction, if you doubt me.) Which means… Read more →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-463","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-7t","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/463\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}