{"id":447,"date":"2006-02-15T00:37:52","date_gmt":"2006-02-15T04:37:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2006\/02\/15\/also\/"},"modified":"2006-02-15T00:38:54","modified_gmt":"2006-02-15T04:38:54","slug":"also","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/15\/also\/","title":{"rendered":"Also&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Attn: <\/strong>Jackass who busted off my driver&#8217;s side mirror last night while I was shopping for DVDs.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Subject: <\/strong>You&#8217;re a jackass<\/p>\n<p>OK, so you don&#8217;t know how to drive, and somehow managed to hit my car in the parking lot. Fine. I drove into a light pole once, I&#8217;m not going to mock you for that.<\/p>\n<p>However, you stop, and leave me a note, because you want to be stand up about it. You don&#8217;t just drive off.<\/p>\n<p>That cost me $165, and more importantly an hour I could have spent with my daughter. So screw you.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Attn: Jackass who busted off my driver&#8217;s side mirror last night while I was shopping for DVDs. Subject: You&#8217;re a jackass OK, so you don&#8217;t know how to drive, and somehow managed to hit my car in the parking lot. Fine. I drove into a light pole once, I&#8217;m not going to mock you for that. However, you stop, and&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/15\/also\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5UQvw-also","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=447"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/447\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}