{"id":404,"date":"2006-01-17T15:01:57","date_gmt":"2006-01-17T19:01:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=404"},"modified":"2006-01-23T15:06:43","modified_gmt":"2006-01-23T19:06:43","slug":"halifaxs-best-salesman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/01\/17\/halifaxs-best-salesman\/","title":{"rendered":"Halifax’s Best Salesman"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everyone has to give in to web-crack every now and then, right?<\/p>\n

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mike Drake!<\/a> <\/h2>\n
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  1. Mike Drake is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees.<\/li>\n
  2. In his entire life, Mike Drake will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey.<\/li>\n
  3. It’s bad luck to whistle near Mike Drake.<\/li>\n
  4. The first Mike Drake was made in 1853, and had no pedals.<\/li>\n
  5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting Mike Drake.<\/li>\n
  6. Mike Drake does not have toes.<\/li>\n
  7. If you break Mike Drake, you will get seven years of bad luck.<\/li>\n
  8. During World War II, Americans tried to train Mike Drake to drop bombs.<\/li>\n
  9. In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and Mike Drake!<\/li>\n
  10. Mike Drake can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n
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    Everyone has to give in to web-crack every now and then, right? Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mike Drake! Mike Drake is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees. In his entire life, Mike Drake will produce only a twelfth of a teaspoon of honey. It’s bad luck to whistle near Mike… Read more →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-404","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog-cliches","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-6w","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=404"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/404\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=404"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=404"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=404"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}