{"id":3815,"date":"2010-10-04T23:14:09","date_gmt":"2010-10-05T03:14:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=3815"},"modified":"2010-10-05T00:16:37","modified_gmt":"2010-10-05T04:16:37","slug":"its-really-not-plausible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/its-really-not-plausible\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Really Not Plausible"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I find it highly unlikely that something this cute could share a significant portion of genes with me.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/10\/2cute.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Too Cute At The Zoo\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/10\/_2cute.jpg\" title=\"Too Cute At The Zoo\" alt=\"Too Cute At The Zoo\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>(Of course, if you talk with her for a while, and find out that she&#8217;s full to the brim with the good crazy, then you might start to believe she&#8217;s actually my kid, all appearances to the contrary&#8230;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I find it highly unlikely that something this cute could share a significant portion of genes with me. (Of course, if you talk with her for a while, and find out that she&#8217;s full to the brim with the good crazy, then you might start to believe she&#8217;s actually my kid, all appearances to the contrary&#8230;) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/04\/its-really-not-plausible\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[461,111,51],"class_list":["post-3815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","tag-family","tag-parenting","tag-photography","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-Zx","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3816,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3815\/revisions\/3816"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}