{"id":379,"date":"2005-12-25T23:37:15","date_gmt":"2005-12-26T03:37:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/12\/25\/happy-holidays\/"},"modified":"2009-07-30T19:47:23","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T23:47:23","slug":"happy-holidays","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/25\/happy-holidays\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Holidays"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Happy Holidays, to you all. (Oh, and if you have a problem with &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221;, then I have <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuckchristmas.org\/\">just the site for you<\/a>.)<\/p>\n<p>Things went pretty well here for Christmas&#8211;I just put up a ton of Sarah-based pictures on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/sarah\/\">her blog<\/a>, so that the family back in Ontario could follow along the first Christmas that Sarah was actually involved in the festivities, so you can check those for a hint of what happened here.<\/p>\n<p>I gave some pretty good gifts this year, and also got some excellent ones, both of which are always good feelings. It&#8217;s nice to get the perfect gift, to know someone knows you that well, and also wanted to give you something. It&#8217;s even better to feel like you gave the perfect gift.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/HLIC\/8a31d67214d7341a0c7c78234d99bc73.jpg\" alt=\"Fudge\" class=\"alignright\"\/>My favourite story from gifts I gave this year came from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.falconsahl.com\/detpages\/roster2066.shtml\">my little brother, the professional athlete<\/a>, who spends every Christmas away in whatever state hosts his team on any given year. I sent him and his wife a few interesting DVDs that I thought they wouldn&#8217;t already have, and I also sent along <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/exec\/obidos\/tg\/detail\/-\/B0007LYE9U\">a gigantic box of fudge<\/a>. The day after the fudge arrived, I got a phone call from my brother, who &#8220;had a bone to pick with me&#8221; because he had apparently &#8220;put a hurtin&#8217; on about 4 pounds of fudge&#8221; that night, and now, on the following morning, &#8220;they were putting a hurtin&#8217; right back on him&#8221;. Snort. I love the idea of my super-fit athletic brother just pigging out on pound after pound of fudge, like a little kid, and then suffering from stomach sickness, just like a little kid&#8211;it cracks me up.<\/p>\n<p>I also came up with what I think was a pretty amazing gift for Trish, and I may talk about that later&#8211;I&#8217;ll have to ask her first if I can blog about it.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and Trish got me a pretty amazing toy that is both engineer-appropriate, and something that I have wanted but never been able to find. When I assemble it, I&#8217;ll take some pictures and post them.<\/p>\n<p>Also, I shall have to post the recipe to Trish&#8217;s new Christmas cookies&#8211;they&#8217;re kind of like pecan shortbread with bourbon, and damn they are good.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Happy Holidays, to you all. (Oh, and if you have a problem with &#8220;Happy Holidays&#8221;, then I have just the site for you.) Things went pretty well here for Christmas&#8211;I just put up a ton of Sarah-based pictures on her blog, so that the family back in Ontario could follow along the first Christmas that Sarah was actually involved in&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/12\/25\/happy-holidays\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-379","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-67","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2838,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/2838"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}