{"id":3571,"date":"2010-03-12T23:04:18","date_gmt":"2010-03-13T04:04:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=3571"},"modified":"2010-03-13T01:08:11","modified_gmt":"2010-03-13T06:08:11","slug":"a-man-and-his-pipe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/a-man-and-his-pipe\/","title":{"rendered":"A Man And His Pipe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/HLIC\/5db1372f3ec19a3c1868b894523bd5d0.jpg\" alt=\"Logo\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/p>\n<p>I noticed today that I seem to have missed <a href=\"http:\/\/www.crunchgear.com\/2010\/02\/16\/its-four-days-until-international-pipe-smoking-day\">International Pipe Smoking Day<\/a> a couple of weeks back. I had meant to observe it this year, as an excuse to use the pipe I acquired a few years back, that&#8217;s been sitting unused ever since&#8230; but I guess I&#8217;m just not a pipe type guy (or possibly just not a &#8220;remember what I&#8217;m meant to do&#8221; type guy).<\/p>\n<p>I was really amused by this bit, at the end of that post though:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>As for fraternity \u2013 dude, you\u2019re smoking a pipe. Unless your fraternity involves steampunk and sly witticisms involving Satre, you\u2019re pretty much on your own. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty much prepared to admit that smoking a pipe (at least, as the article contends, in people under 40) is pretty much always an affectation. I mean, that&#8217;s why I got a pipe&#8211;purely as an affectation. Sadly, I&#8217;ve never really had the chance to use it&#8211;I kept meaning to bring it out at a poker tournament, where affectations are welcomed and graded, but I never managed to organize it.<\/p>\n<p>Still it is a pretty cool pipe, and I can use this as an excuse to show it to you, especially since that&#8217;s probably all the use I&#8217;ll ever get out of it.<\/p>\n<p>At the time I decided that I should have the option of affecting a pipe, it seemed clear to me that what I wanted was a meerschaum pipe. I&#8217;m not sure what the source or sources of this bit of received wisdom was&#8211;I have a sense that I&#8217;ve read a number of things over the years that subtly created in me the impression that the pipe connoisseur would want one of them.<\/p>\n<p>Of course I then had to do some research to determine what meerschaum actually is, and where one could get a pipe made of it.<\/p>\n<p>What it is, was relatively easy to resolve: <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Meerschaum\">Wikipedia<\/a> to the rescue.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Meerschaum is a soft white mineral sometimes found floating on the Black Sea, and rather suggestive of sea-foam, whence also the French name for the same substance, \u00e9cume de mer. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here you can see a pipe being carved from meerschaum:<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"445\" height=\"364\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/b1B5e-z4PlY&#038;hl=en_US&#038;fs=1&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0x3a3a3a&#038;color2=0x999999&#038;border=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s happening in Turkey, which apparently has a very-near monopoly on meerschaum; generally the pipes are made near the city of Eskisehir in the plains west of the capital city of Ankara.<\/p>\n<p>My research also lead me to sites that sell the pipes, and which provide sales information about why meerschaum makes a good pipe&#8211;all stuff I didn&#8217;t find out until I was looking for one already, so my internal notion wasn&#8217;t developed from this kind of info. It must have been stuff I picked up from reading fiction.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<ul>\n<li>Meerschaum is a light-weight stone; this gives you a very light pipe to hold in your mouth or in your hand. The weight difference is noticable when compared to similar sized briar pipes.<\/li>\n<li>Meerschaum is a porous material; this feature will give you a much cleaner smoke since tars and other undesireable by-products of burning tobacco leaves are absorbed by the stone.<\/li>\n<li>Meerschaum colors as it is used; as the tars and other byproducts are absorbed by the stone, they are drawn to the surface by the beeswax coating which colors the stone over time. <\/li>\n<li>Meerschaum imparts no flavor on your tobacco; if you are testing a new tobacco or want to really know what a particular blend tastes like, there is nothing like a Meerschaum pipe to &#8220;speak the truth&#8221; rather than adding it&#8217;s own  taste and aroma to the mix like briar or other woods will <\/li>\n<li>Meerschaum won&#8217;t burn; since there is no chance of burning your pipe you don&#8217;t need to create a cake of carbon on the inside of the bowl to protect it. This allows you to smoke many types of tobaccos in your pipe without worry about &#8220;polluting the cake&#8221; and muddling the taste\/aroma of your fine tobaccos.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Those reasons all come from the pitch at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meerschaumpipes.com\/\">MeerschaumPipes.com<\/a>, who also have a pretty good <a href=\"http:\/\/www.meerschaumpipes.com\/LearnAboutMeerschaum.aspx\">resources page<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t actually get mine from online&#8211;I arranged a private sale when I saw the one I knew was just right for my sense of amusement<footnote>And actually, thinking about it now, I might have to get it out to play along with the &#8220;at my club&#8221; vibe I&#8217;m building with the chairs and birthday globe.<\/footnote>. If you&#8217;re interested, some photos after the jump.<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/01%20case.JPG\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The Case\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/_01%20case.JPG\" title=\"The Case\" alt=\"The Case\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s the custom case that holds the pipe. Since meerschaum is relatively soft, having a way to protect it when not in use (and in my case that means &#8220;all the time&#8221;) is pretty important. A custom fitted, protective case is pretty much a must.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/02%20in%20case.JPG\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"In The Case\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/_02%20in%20case.JPG\" title=\"In The Case\" alt=\"In The Case\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here you can see the pipe in the case. You can see some of the design work on the stem, and how the stone is beginning to colour.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/03%20bowl.JPG\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"The Bowl\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/_03%20bowl.JPG\" title=\"The Bowl\" alt=\"The Bowl\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here you can see the bowl, and start to get a hint of how the bowl end of the pipe is carved.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/04%20maker.JPG\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Ertugrul\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/_04%20maker.JPG\" title=\"Ertugrul\" alt=\"Ertugrul\" width=\"400\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here you see the maker&#8217;s signature and dating on the bottom. If I hadn&#8217;t already told you these were mostly made in Turkey these days, you&#8217;d be able to tell from this.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/05%20face.JPG\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Bacchus\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2010\/02\/Pipe\/_05%20face.JPG\" title=\"Bacchus\" alt=\"Bacchus\" width=\"313\" height=\"400\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here you see the front of the bowl, and you know why I had to have this pipe when I saw it. Bacchus seems to me like a very appropriate god for a pipe, and this is a very fun Bacchus.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I noticed today that I seem to have missed International Pipe Smoking Day a couple of weeks back. I had meant to observe it this year, as an excuse to use the pipe I acquired a few years back, that&#8217;s been sitting unused ever since&#8230; but I guess I&#8217;m just not a pipe type guy (or possibly just not a&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2010\/03\/12\/a-man-and-his-pipe\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[259,75,126],"class_list":["post-3571","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","tag-artifacts","tag-comedy","tag-something-great","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-VB","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3571"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3584,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3571\/revisions\/3584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3571"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3571"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3571"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}