{"id":351,"date":"2005-11-22T01:19:02","date_gmt":"2005-11-22T05:19:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/11\/22\/still-looking-at-pictures\/"},"modified":"2006-04-05T13:41:14","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T17:41:14","slug":"still-looking-at-pictures","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/22\/still-looking-at-pictures\/","title":{"rendered":"Still looking at pictures"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2005\/11\/freak_porn.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2005\/11\/_freak_porn.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"197\" alt=\"Freak Porn\" title=\"Freak Porn\"  \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This was my first ever attempt at &#8220;Photoshopping&#8221;. Not a bad job for a first try, and it still makes me laugh. This file has to be ten years old, at least.<\/p>\n<p>The body is a high school friend, who is now apparently a PhD. The head, of course, is Sean Miller, a.k.a. &#8220;Freakboy:, who has been my coworker now for, I think, 11 years, at 5 different companies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">This was my first ever attempt at &#8220;Photoshopping&#8221;. Not a bad job for a first try, and it still makes me laugh. This file has to be ten years old, at least. The body is a high school friend, who is now apparently a PhD. The head, of course, is Sean Miller, a.k.a. &#8220;Freakboy:, who has been my coworker now&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/22\/still-looking-at-pictures\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3,5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-technology","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-5F","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}