{"id":333,"date":"2005-10-25T23:56:47","date_gmt":"2005-10-26T03:56:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/10\/25\/i-am-not-making-this-up\/"},"modified":"2005-10-25T23:56:47","modified_gmt":"2005-10-26T03:56:47","slug":"i-am-not-making-this-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/25\/i-am-not-making-this-up\/","title":{"rendered":"I Am Not Making This Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know, this is so silly I would have had to blog it no matter where it had occurred. The fact that it happened in Kentucky (and hence, can be used to get a small dig in at my friends there) is just gravy.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wkyt.com\/Global\/story.asp?S=4019597\">Kentucky lands grant to protect bingo halls from terrorists<\/a><\/p>\n<p> FRANKFORT, Ky. &#8212; Kentucky has been awarded a federal Homeland Security grant aimed at keeping terrorists from using charitable gaming to raise money.<\/p>\n<p>The state Office of Charitable Gaming won the $36,300 grant and will use it to provide five investigators with laptop computers and access to a commercially operated law-enforcement data base, said John Holiday, enforcement director at the Office of Charitable Gaming.<\/p>\n<p>The idea is to keep terrorists from playing bingo or running a charitable game to raise large amounts of cash, Holiday said.<\/p>\n<p>But to some, the idea of protecting bingo halls from terrorists is nonsensical.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&#8220;to some&#8221;? Implying there are people who can say this with a straight face?<\/p>\n<p>And hey, does this mean that anyone could theoretically &#8220;raise large amounts of cash&#8221; from running a bingo? I bet some of my poker buddies would be all over running a &#8220;beer money bingo&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">You know, this is so silly I would have had to blog it no matter where it had occurred. The fact that it happened in Kentucky (and hence, can be used to get a small dig in at my friends there) is just gravy. Kentucky lands grant to protect bingo halls from terrorists FRANKFORT, Ky. &#8212; Kentucky has been awarded&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/25\/i-am-not-making-this-up\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-333","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-head-explodes","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-5n","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=333"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/333\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=333"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=333"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=333"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}