{"id":3328,"date":"2009-12-23T23:47:50","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T04:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=3328"},"modified":"2009-12-24T00:48:29","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T05:48:29","slug":"thats-a-new-one-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/23\/thats-a-new-one-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s a new one on me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Thou hadst a whore&#8217;s forehead&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I have to admit I haven&#8217;t heard that one before.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s part of a Bible quote that crazy old Fred Phelps pulled out this week as part of his ever-expanding GOD HATES X empire. This week X <a href=\"http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2009\/12\/23\/reverend-fred-phelps-lady_n_402286.html\">has been expanded to include Lady Gaga<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s proud to be in company with all the other things and people Phelps thinks God hates. Like, you know, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.godhatescanada.com\/\">Canada<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>As an aside, reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Jer%203&#038;version=KJV\">that chapter<\/a> in Jeremiah&#8211;the one that Phelps is quoting&#8211;is kind of a comedy experience for someone like me, especially in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.biblegateway.com\/passage\/?search=Jer%203&#038;version=NIV\">the New International version<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Look up to the barren heights and see.<br \/>\nIs there any place where you have not been ravished?<br \/>\nBy the roadside you sat waiting for lovers,<br \/>\nsat like a nomad in the desert.<br \/>\nYou have defiled the land<br \/>\nwith your prostitution and wickedness. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I am especially amused by seeing the passages in context, and seeing who the &#8220;you&#8221; in question is.<\/p>\n<p>As a second aside, I love that I have the exact right tag for this post.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">&#8220;Thou hadst a whore&#8217;s forehead&#8221;. I have to admit I haven&#8217;t heard that one before. That&#8217;s part of a Bible quote that crazy old Fred Phelps pulled out this week as part of his ever-expanding GOD HATES X empire. This week X has been expanded to include Lady Gaga. I&#8217;m sure she&#8217;s proud to be in company with all the&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/23\/thats-a-new-one-on-me\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,16],"tags":[108,41,107],"class_list":["post-3328","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-head-explodes","category-one-and-done","tag-fred-phelps-blows-goats","tag-i-hate-humans","tag-religion","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-RG","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3328"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3330,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3328\/revisions\/3330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3328"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3328"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3328"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}