{"id":324,"date":"2005-10-17T11:24:35","date_gmt":"2005-10-17T15:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/10\/17\/there-are-some-searches-you-should-never-do\/"},"modified":"2006-04-05T13:53:43","modified_gmt":"2006-04-05T17:53:43","slug":"there-are-some-searches-you-should-never-do","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/17\/there-are-some-searches-you-should-never-do\/","title":{"rendered":"There are some searches you should never do."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, this is not a post about ass-eels or anything.<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2005\/10\/udder6.jpg\" width=\"380\" height=\"263\" alt=\"Butter sculpture\" title=\"Butter sculpture\" \/><br \/>\nHowever, after finding <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikinews.org\/wiki\/Butter_sculpture_returns_to_Canadian_National_Exhibition\">this article<\/a> at <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikinews.org\/\">Wikinews<\/a>&#8230; well, between that and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/03\/right-about-the-lobsters\/\">the lobsters<\/a>, I feel I must stop making good-hearted fun of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnstatefair.org\/\">Minnesota State Fair<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>That is all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">No, this is not a post about ass-eels or anything. However, after finding this article at Wikinews&#8230; well, between that and the lobsters, I feel I must stop making good-hearted fun of the Minnesota State Fair. That is all. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/17\/there-are-some-searches-you-should-never-do\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-324","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-5e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=324"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/324\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=324"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=324"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=324"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}