{"id":319,"date":"2005-10-15T00:14:01","date_gmt":"2005-10-15T04:14:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/10\/15\/your-next-president\/"},"modified":"2005-10-15T00:14:01","modified_gmt":"2005-10-15T04:14:01","slug":"your-next-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/15\/your-next-president\/","title":{"rendered":"Your next president?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>&#8220;You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I&#8217;m kind of an expert with just about everything&#8221;<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sounds like a <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Tom_Baker\">Tom Baker<\/a>-era <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Doctor_who\">Doctor Who<\/a> quote, right?<\/p>\n<p>Actually, it&#8217;s a quote from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.specialfarm.net\/macgyver2008.html\">America&#8217;s next President<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>(&#8220;His solution for Iraq? A roll of toilet paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string.&#8221;)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">&#8220;You guys are missing out on a good deal if you kill me. See, I&#8217;m kind of an expert with just about everything&#8221; Sounds like a Tom Baker-era Doctor Who quote, right? Actually, it&#8217;s a quote from America&#8217;s next President. (&#8220;His solution for Iraq? A roll of toilet paper, a piece of coal and a bit of string.&#8221;) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/15\/your-next-president\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-319","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-59","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=319"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/319\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=319"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=319"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=319"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}