{"id":3126,"date":"2009-09-26T23:22:42","date_gmt":"2009-09-27T03:22:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=3126"},"modified":"2015-03-18T23:27:30","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T03:27:30","slug":"aside-needs-a-better-headline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/26\/aside-needs-a-better-headline\/","title":{"rendered":"Aside: Needs a better headline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I would title the story <em>Swedish Surrealist Heli-Ninjas Commit Perfect Theft<\/em>. But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thepunch.com.au\/articles\/now-this-is-how-to-rob-a-bank\/\">the writeup at The Punch<\/a> is pretty good too. That&#8217;s caper movie material right there&#8211;&#8220;competence porn&#8221;. I love that it actually happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I think I would title the story Swedish Surrealist Heli-Ninjas Commit Perfect Theft. But the writeup at The Punch is pretty good too. That&#8217;s caper movie material right there&#8211;&#8220;competence porn&#8221;. I love that it actually happened. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/26\/aside-needs-a-better-headline\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[331,16],"tags":[83,256],"class_list":["post-3126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-aside","category-one-and-done","tag-benevolent-surrealism","tag-crime","post_format-post-format-aside","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-Oq","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3126"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3906,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3126\/revisions\/3906"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}