{"id":311,"date":"2005-10-09T22:51:16","date_gmt":"2005-10-10T02:51:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/10\/09\/attention-durned-furrners\/"},"modified":"2005-10-09T22:51:16","modified_gmt":"2005-10-10T02:51:16","slug":"attention-durned-furrners","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/09\/attention-durned-furrners\/","title":{"rendered":"Attention durned furrners"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This weekend is Thanksgiving in Canada. Monday is a real holiday here.<\/p>\n<p>No work, probably no blogging, until Tuesday.<\/p>\n<p>Remembering that sadness changes into something beautiful, something big, bigger than words; that sadness is warm, like the ocean that welcomes the setting sun, and full of dignity, like the mountain with its iron fist.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, your thought for the day: Never drive through a small Southern town at 100mph with the local sheriff&#8217;s drunken 16-year-old daughter on your lap.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">This weekend is Thanksgiving in Canada. Monday is a real holiday here. No work, probably no blogging, until Tuesday. Remembering that sadness changes into something beautiful, something big, bigger than words; that sadness is warm, like the ocean that welcomes the setting sun, and full of dignity, like the mountain with its iron fist. And finally, your thought for the&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/09\/attention-durned-furrners\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-311","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-51","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=311"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/311\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=311"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=311"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=311"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}