{"id":3059,"date":"2009-09-17T14:49:20","date_gmt":"2009-09-17T18:49:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=3059"},"modified":"2015-03-18T23:27:31","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T03:27:31","slug":"aside-garlic-dumbosity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/17\/aside-garlic-dumbosity\/","title":{"rendered":"Aside: Garlic Dumbosity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love garlic like few men love garlic, and I have even bought garlic from Lenny, but that doesn&#8217;t stop me from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cbc.ca\/canada\/nova-scotia\/story\/2009\/09\/16\/ns-internet-tower.html\">recognizing utter stupidity<\/a> when I see it. If I were one of those &#8220;majority of householders&#8221; who were being prevented from having high speed by this kind of utterly cornball FUD, I would certainly be giving old Lenny a piece of my mind.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">I love garlic like few men love garlic, and I have even bought garlic from Lenny, but that doesn&#8217;t stop me from recognizing utter stupidity when I see it. If I were one of those &#8220;majority of householders&#8221; who were being prevented from having high speed by this kind of utterly cornball FUD, I would certainly be giving old Lenny&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/17\/aside-garlic-dumbosity\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[331],"tags":[360,411,324,116],"class_list":["post-3059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-aside","tag-computers","tag-garlic","tag-internet","tag-society-of-fear","post_format-post-format-aside","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-Nl","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3059"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3909,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3059\/revisions\/3909"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}