{"id":302,"date":"2005-10-03T23:40:27","date_gmt":"2005-10-04T03:40:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/10\/03\/right-about-the-lobsters\/"},"modified":"2009-07-30T20:47:20","modified_gmt":"2009-07-31T00:47:20","slug":"right-about-the-lobsters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/03\/right-about-the-lobsters\/","title":{"rendered":"Right, about the lobsters&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=ZVYuV0zR2dc\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/HLIC\/d2a0e396e8ea2c1717726a9055dc1703.jpg\" alt=\"A lobster\" width=\"300\" \/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/HLIC\/6518ee0cf1d9a82c085aae4ec5afba69.jpg\" alt=\"And another...\" width=\"300\"\/><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/HLIC\/326b5d7eee5600612ed0210dd353421f.jpg\" alt=\"Another lobster\" width=\"300\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Look, I can&#8217;t even begin to explain this. You&#8217;ll have to go <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lobstersinthecity.com\/\">read about it<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a lot weirder to walk into these things everywhere than it is to read about them.<\/p>\n<p>I think I have to stop making fun of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mnstatefair.org\/\">Minnesota State Fair<\/a>: the <a href=\"http:\/\/mda.02.thirdwaveweb.com\/content.cfm?contentalias=m_52ndpkcrowned\">beauty pagent-slash-butter sculpture<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cropart.com\/dzessays.dir\/caemosaic.htm\">seed art<\/a> doesn&#8217;t seem so unbeatably weird and regional now.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Look, I can&#8217;t even begin to explain this. You&#8217;ll have to go read about it. It&#8217;s a lot weirder to walk into these things everywhere than it is to read about them. I think I have to stop making fun of the Minnesota State Fair: the beauty pagent-slash-butter sculpture and seed art doesn&#8217;t seem so unbeatably weird and regional now. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/10\/03\/right-about-the-lobsters\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-4S","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2867,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions\/2867"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}