{"id":295,"date":"2005-09-29T15:52:12","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T19:52:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/29\/i-guess-we-need-a-happy-after-that\/"},"modified":"2005-09-29T15:52:12","modified_gmt":"2005-09-29T19:52:12","slug":"i-guess-we-need-a-happy-after-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/29\/i-guess-we-need-a-happy-after-that\/","title":{"rendered":"I guess we need a happy after that"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.pandasthumb.org\/archives\/2005\/09\/the_intelligent_1.html\">The Panda&#8217;s Thumb<\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>The Intelligent Designer&#8217;s Prayer<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Our Intelligent Designer,<br \/>\nWho art in the unspecified-good-place,<br \/>\nUnknown be Thy name.<br \/>\nThy flagella spin, Thy mousetraps snap,<br \/>\nOn Earth, as it is in the<br \/>\nUnspecified-good-place.<br \/>\nGive us each day our unchecked apologetic.<br \/>\nAnd forgive us our invidious comparisons,<br \/>\nAs we smite those iniquitous Darwinists<br \/>\nWith rhetoric.<br \/>\nAnd lead us not into encounters with people<br \/>\nWho ask us to state our theory,<br \/>\nBut deliver us from biologists<br \/>\nWho know what we\u2019re up to.<br \/>\nFor Thine is the irreducible complexity,<br \/>\nAnd the wiggly parts of bacterial bottoms,<br \/>\nAnd the inapplicable theorems,<br \/>\nNow and forever.<\/p>\n<p>Amen.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">From The Panda&#8217;s Thumb The Intelligent Designer&#8217;s Prayer Our Intelligent Designer, Who art in the unspecified-good-place, Unknown be Thy name. Thy flagella spin, Thy mousetraps snap, On Earth, as it is in the Unspecified-good-place. Give us each day our unchecked apologetic. And forgive us our invidious comparisons, As we smite those iniquitous Darwinists With rhetoric. And lead us not into&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/29\/i-guess-we-need-a-happy-after-that\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-4L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=295"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/295\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}