{"id":293,"date":"2005-09-29T13:06:13","date_gmt":"2005-09-29T17:06:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/29\/insert-your-own-bringing-the-hammer-down-joke\/"},"modified":"2006-02-19T16:10:49","modified_gmt":"2006-02-19T20:10:49","slug":"insert-your-own-bringing-the-hammer-down-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/29\/insert-your-own-bringing-the-hammer-down-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Insert your own &#8220;bringing the Hammer down&#8221; joke"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It is unreasonable how much of an optimistic lift this has given me:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikinews.org\/wiki\/U.S._house_majority_leader_DeLay_indicted%2C_steps_down_temporarily\">U.S. house majority leader DeLay indicted, steps down temporarily &#8211; Wikinews<\/a><br \/>\nU.S House of Representatives majority leader Tom DeLay was indicted today by a Travis County Texas grand jury on conspiracy charges. DeLay announced that he will step down temporarily from his leadership position.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikinews.org\/wiki\/U.S._house_majority_leader_DeLay_indicted%2C_steps_down_temporarily\">Wikinews page<\/a> has a link to <a href=\"http:\/\/news.findlaw.com\/hdocs\/docs\/delay\/delay92805ind.pdf\">the actual indictment<\/a> as well, for those of you who are all about primary sources.<\/p>\n<p>The NYT also has the story, of course, under the even more makes-me-smile headline &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2005\/09\/28\/politics\/28cnd-delay.html?ex=1285560000&#038;en=be76fdd896559b29&#038;ei=5090&#038;partner=rssuserland&#038;emc=rss\">DeLay Is Indicted and Forced to Step Down as Majority Leader<\/a>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>I know that the eventual resolution of this will once again crush my soul, but this at least is a moment of hope.<\/p>\n<p>Of course, even if <a href=\"http:\/\/www.welovetomdelay.com\/\">DeLay<\/a> got what he deserved, that&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.beyonddelay.org\/beyond_delay\/introduction\">just the start<\/a> of the <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Augean_Stable\">Augean Stable<\/a> job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">It is unreasonable how much of an optimistic lift this has given me: U.S. house majority leader DeLay indicted, steps down temporarily &#8211; Wikinews U.S House of Representatives majority leader Tom DeLay was indicted today by a Travis County Texas grand jury on conspiracy charges. DeLay announced that he will step down temporarily from his leadership position. &#8230; The Wikinews&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/29\/insert-your-own-bringing-the-hammer-down-joke\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-4J","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=293"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/293\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}