{"id":2909,"date":"2009-08-04T22:47:49","date_gmt":"2009-08-05T02:47:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=2909"},"modified":"2009-08-05T07:28:12","modified_gmt":"2009-08-05T11:28:12","slug":"my-awesome-wife-part-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/04\/my-awesome-wife-part-1\/","title":{"rendered":"My Awesome Wife, Part 1"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My wife has a number of incredibly impressive qualities. Among other things she is smart, competitive, beautiful, organized, has a great smile, and has both enough good taste and enough insanity to have married me.<\/p>\n<p>I may not mention her sheet awesomeness much&#8211;but if so, that&#8217;s mostly for your benefit, and not because I don&#8217;t recognize it. But let me illustrate an example of it now.<\/p>\n<p>I mentioned back in March of 2006 that we had found out <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/03\/09\/phd-women-all-around-me\/\">Trish had gained entry to the PhD program of her choice<\/a><footnote>I, as an engineer, may also have mocked that choice, but hey, she&#8217;s the educated one.<\/footnote>. <\/p>\n<p>Now, we have this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2009\/08\/Thesis%20Poster-McLaren.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Trish's Defense\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2009\/08\/_Thesis%20Poster-McLaren.jpg\" title=\"Trish's Defense\" alt=\"Trish's Defense\" width=\"455\" height=\"600\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yes, that&#8217;s right, barring some incredible surprise, Trish will complete her defense and qualify for her PhD ten days from now. So yes, completed her PhD, that&#8217;s impressive.<\/p>\n<p>I should note, however, that I believe this is also &#8220;completed her PhD eight months faster than the previous shortest time in the program&#8221;. Or, if you prefer &#8220;made an incredibly aggressive schedule for herself, which many people said was crazy and impossible to stick to, and then delivered on it&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>I believe that can be counted as at least double awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I have taken the 14th off work so that I can go to her defense and ask all kinds of hard questions when they ask the audience for comments. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">My wife has a number of incredibly impressive qualities. Among other things she is smart, competitive, beautiful, organized, has a great smile, and has both enough good taste and enough insanity to have married me. I may not mention her sheet awesomeness much&#8211;but if so, that&#8217;s mostly for your benefit, and not because I don&#8217;t recognize it. But let me&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/04\/my-awesome-wife-part-1\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[461,405],"class_list":["post-2909","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","tag-family","tag-wife-of-my-bosom","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-KV","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2909"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2925,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2909\/revisions\/2925"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2909"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2909"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}