{"id":286,"date":"2005-09-26T16:08:45","date_gmt":"2005-09-26T20:08:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/09\/26\/halliburton-gets-contract\/"},"modified":"2005-09-26T16:08:45","modified_gmt":"2005-09-26T20:08:45","slug":"halliburton-gets-contract","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/26\/halliburton-gets-contract\/","title":{"rendered":"Halliburton Gets Contract"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK, I was bored of them for a while, but I do still occasionally love the guys at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\">The Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/40525\">Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses&#8217; Teeth<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s funny because&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">OK, I was bored of them for a while, but I do still occasionally love the guys at The Onion: Halliburton Gets Contract To Pry Gold Fillings From New Orleans Corpses&#8217; Teeth It&#8217;s funny because&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/09\/26\/halliburton-gets-contract\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-4C","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}