{"id":265,"date":"2005-08-18T20:35:22","date_gmt":"2005-08-19T00:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/08\/18\/the-fastest-year-ever\/"},"modified":"2005-08-23T10:47:40","modified_gmt":"2005-08-23T14:47:40","slug":"the-fastest-year-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/18\/the-fastest-year-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Baby Blog Week: The fastest year ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/sarah\/\">Sarah Kathleen McLaren<\/a> is one year old today.<\/p>\n<p>Damn.<\/p>\n<p>That was the fastest year ever. It&#8217;s definitely one of those &#8220;seems like it was just 10 minutes ago, but also seems like it was so long ago I don&#8217;t remember life before that&#8221; situations.<\/p>\n<p>For the record, at age 1, she is awesome.<\/p>\n<p>I bought her a couple of presents, including some toys to teach digital manipulation, some children&#8217;s books from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.janeyolen.com\/\">Adam&#8217;s publicist<\/a>, and a pony (not a live pony). <\/p>\n<p>She was completely terrified of the pony. I have never seen her so upset before. Photos to follow at some later point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Sarah Kathleen McLaren is one year old today. Damn. That was the fastest year ever. It&#8217;s definitely one of those &#8220;seems like it was just 10 minutes ago, but also seems like it was so long ago I don&#8217;t remember life before that&#8221; situations. For the record, at age 1, she is awesome. I bought her a couple of presents,&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/08\/18\/the-fastest-year-ever\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-4h","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}