{"id":2526,"date":"2009-05-06T08:38:31","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T12:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2015-03-18T23:27:00","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T03:27:00","slug":"aside-chill-the-fuck-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/06\/aside-chill-the-fuck-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Aside: Chill the fuck out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Um&#8230; this is not a story in the Onion. This is actual news. Everyone please take a moment to breathe and settle yourselves down&#8211;we&#8217;re beyond farce at this point: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.reuters.com\/article\/lifestyleMolt\/idUSTRE5444XQ20090505\">Afghanistan&#8217;s only pig quarantined in flu fear<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Um&#8230; this is not a story in the Onion. This is actual news. Everyone please take a moment to breathe and settle yourselves down&#8211;we&#8217;re beyond farce at this point: Afghanistan&#8217;s only pig quarantined in flu fear <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/06\/aside-chill-the-fuck-out\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[331,4],"tags":[41,192,116,380],"class_list":["post-2526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-aside","category-head-explodes","tag-i-hate-humans","tag-neuroses","tag-society-of-fear","tag-strange-but-true","post_format-post-format-aside","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-EK","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2526"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2527,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2526\/revisions\/2527"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}