{"id":249,"date":"2005-06-26T01:21:58","date_gmt":"2005-06-26T05:21:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/26\/whats-the-opposite-of-a-well-diggers-ass\/"},"modified":"2005-06-26T01:21:58","modified_gmt":"2005-06-26T05:21:58","slug":"whats-the-opposite-of-a-well-diggers-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/26\/whats-the-opposite-of-a-well-diggers-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"What&#8217;s the opposite of a well-digger&#8217;s ass?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn. Halifax is not supposed to get this hot.<\/p>\n<p>(P.S. You know how much you hate trying to sleep when it&#8217;s too hot? 10 month olds hate it just as much, if not more, and are not afraid to express an opinion on it.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Damn. Halifax is not supposed to get this hot. (P.S. You know how much you hate trying to sleep when it&#8217;s too hot? 10 month olds hate it just as much, if not more, and are not afraid to express an opinion on it.) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/26\/whats-the-opposite-of-a-well-diggers-ass\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-41","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}