{"id":233,"date":"2005-06-02T23:33:20","date_gmt":"2005-06-03T03:33:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/06\/02\/i-see-only-two-options\/"},"modified":"2006-01-31T09:29:30","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T13:29:30","slug":"i-see-only-two-options","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/02\/i-see-only-two-options\/","title":{"rendered":"I see only two options"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/Withnail1.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"243\" alt=\"Withnail &#038; I\" title=\"Withnail &#038; I\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+5\">+<\/font><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/pounhunter.jpg\" width=\"197\" height=\"278\" alt=\"Hunter\" title=\"Hunter\" \/><\/p>\n<p><font size=\"+5\">=<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/comingsoon.net\/news\/topnews.php?id=9658\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/howstart.gif\" width=\"187\" height=\"243\" alt=\"Question Mark\" title=\"Question Mark\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Either <a href=\"http:\/\/comingsoon.net\/news\/topnews.php?id=9658\">this<\/a> is going to be genius, or it is going to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0093278\/\">Ishtar<\/a> bad. I see no middle ground. (Either way, I bet the movie poster is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.ralphsteadman.com\/\">awesome<\/a>.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">+ = Either this is going to be genius, or it is going to be Ishtar bad. I see no middle ground. (Either way, I bet the movie poster is awesome.) <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/06\/02\/i-see-only-two-options\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-3L","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=233"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/233\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}