{"id":2321,"date":"2009-02-23T00:24:54","date_gmt":"2009-02-23T04:24:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=2321"},"modified":"2009-02-23T00:24:54","modified_gmt":"2009-02-23T04:24:54","slug":"excuses-excuses-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/23\/excuses-excuses-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Excuses, Excuses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2009\/02\/excuse.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" alt=\"Pathetic non-blogging excuse\" title=\"Pathetic non-blogging excuse\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/p>\n<p>And that really says all that needs to be said on the subject without risk of boring you with my job-talk, except perhaps to say that this week isn&#8217;t looking likely to be any better.. Bless <a href=\"http:\/\/ruletheweb.co.uk\/b3ta\/bus\/\">the bus slogan generator<\/a> for encouraging brevity in cliched posts.<\/p>\n<p>Before I leave though, I can&#8217;t resist one more:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2009\/02\/bus.jpg\" width=\"480\" height=\"320\" alt=\"Yes, A-T-H-E-I-S-T.\" title=\"Yes, A-T-H-E-I-S-T.\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">And that really says all that needs to be said on the subject without risk of boring you with my job-talk, except perhaps to say that this week isn&#8217;t looking likely to be any better.. Bless the bus slogan generator for encouraging brevity in cliched posts. Before I leave though, I can&#8217;t resist one more: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/02\/23\/excuses-excuses-3\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[119,221,319,320,228],"class_list":["post-2321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","tag-atheist","tag-blogging","tag-cliche","tag-excuses","tag-web-tools","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-Br","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2321"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2322,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2321\/revisions\/2322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}