{"id":2144,"date":"2009-01-09T00:43:28","date_gmt":"2009-01-09T04:43:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=2144"},"modified":"2015-03-18T23:28:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T03:28:05","slug":"aside-so-very-very-dumb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/09\/aside-so-very-very-dumb\/","title":{"rendered":"Aside: So Very, Very Dumb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wow. Some people are <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quantumbalancing.com\/stirwand.htm\">so dumb it would take them an hour to make minute rice<\/a>. I want to get that site&#8217;s customer list so I can do a tour and just slap people upside the head. Or possibly sell them them my air purifying apparatus, which takes advantage of non-commutative loop space in M5-branes to make air vibrationally harmonic.<\/p>\n<p><strong>UPDATE:<\/strong> That page appears to have disappeared, but you can still see some of the madness at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quantumbalancing.com\/\">the root page of the domain<\/a>. Or, at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.absolutehydration.com\/\">lots of other<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.quantumagewater.com\/\">domain<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.watervortex.com\/\">names<\/a> all for the same thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Wow. Some people are so dumb it would take them an hour to make minute rice. I want to get that site&#8217;s customer list so I can do a tour and just slap people upside the head. Or possibly sell them them my air purifying apparatus, which takes advantage of non-commutative loop space in M5-branes to make air vibrationally harmonic.&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/09\/aside-so-very-very-dumb\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[331,4],"tags":[41,30,67],"class_list":["post-2144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-aside","category-head-explodes","tag-i-hate-humans","tag-scam","tag-science","post_format-post-format-aside","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-yA","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2144"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3915,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2144\/revisions\/3915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}