{"id":211,"date":"2005-05-02T14:36:09","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T18:36:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/02\/amateurs\/"},"modified":"2005-05-02T14:36:09","modified_gmt":"2005-05-02T18:36:09","slug":"amateurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/02\/amateurs\/","title":{"rendered":"Amateurs."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well sure, but did <a href=\"http:\/\/theultimatebeerbong.com\/\">they<\/a> ever make a mixing and delivery system for Alcool- (American can read that as &#8216;Everclear-&#8216;) based mixed drinks from the nose cone of an aircraft?<\/p>\n<p>I mean there&#8217;s inspired use of plumbing, and then there&#8217;s sheer awe-inspiring cheek, you know?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Well sure, but did they ever make a mixing and delivery system for Alcool- (American can read that as &#8216;Everclear-&#8216;) based mixed drinks from the nose cone of an aircraft? I mean there&#8217;s inspired use of plumbing, and then there&#8217;s sheer awe-inspiring cheek, you know? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2005\/05\/02\/amateurs\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytime","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s5UQvw-amateurs","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}