{"id":2062,"date":"2008-12-28T23:47:11","date_gmt":"2008-12-29T03:47:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=2062"},"modified":"2015-03-18T23:28:05","modified_gmt":"2015-03-19T03:28:05","slug":"aside-short-product-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/28\/aside-short-product-reviews\/","title":{"rendered":"Aside: Short Product Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A <a href=\"http:\/\/pacificaperfume.com\/shop\/details.php?product_id=248#\">Pacifica Madagascar Spice candle<\/a> makes a room smell exactly like I think a Malay opium den would smell. Actually, it doesn&#8217;t smell at all like such a place would <em>really<\/em> smell, but whenever I walk into a room where it&#8217;s burning that&#8217;s still what pops into my mind&#8211;I feel like I&#8217;m about to rescue some Victorian adventurer from his own failings. The <a href=\"http:\/\/pacificaperfume.com\/shop\/details.php?product_id=312\">Pacifica Tibetan Mountain Temple soap<\/a>, on the other hand, is like a big ol&#8217; block of pure, concentrated, Old Spice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">A Pacifica Madagascar Spice candle makes a room smell exactly like I think a Malay opium den would smell. Actually, it doesn&#8217;t smell at all like such a place would really smell, but whenever I walk into a room where it&#8217;s burning that&#8217;s still what pops into my mind&#8211;I feel like I&#8217;m about to rescue some Victorian adventurer from his&hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/28\/aside-short-product-reviews\/\">Read more &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":13,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"aside","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[331],"tags":[457,353],"class_list":["post-2062","post","type-post","status-publish","format-aside","hentry","category-aside","tag-reviews","tag-scents","post_format-post-format-aside","xfolkentry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5UQvw-xg","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/13"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2062"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2064,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2062\/revisions\/2064"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2062"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2062"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2062"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}