{"id":1808,"date":"2008-11-11T22:11:53","date_gmt":"2008-11-12T02:11:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/?p=1808"},"modified":"2008-11-11T22:13:27","modified_gmt":"2008-11-12T02:13:27","slug":"uncommon-madness-and-the-altoids-of-soap","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/11\/uncommon-madness-and-the-altoids-of-soap\/","title":{"rendered":"Uncommon Madness and the Altoids Of Soap"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have I talked about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drbronner.com\/\">Dr. Bronner&#8217;s<\/a> here before? My searches say not, but I remember expounding upon it recently&#8211;although it might have been at my poker game.<\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t know Dr. Bronner&#8217;s, I&#8217;m not even sure where to start trying to explain it.<\/p>\n<p>The short version is this: my shower contains <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drbronner.com\/DBMS\/PEP.htm\">a bottle of liquid peppermint soap<\/a><footnote>It&#8217;s easy to get in Halifax&#8211;even Pete has it.<\/footnote>. It&#8217;s ridiculously strong&#8211;I can feel a cold burning tingle when using it, and the scent clears the foggiest head. Actually, if you&#8217;re not careful, you can actually give yourself quite a shock by getting peppermint oil on sensitive areas of the body. I recommend this product&#8211;it&#8217;s potent enough to be butch, it&#8217;s good soap, and it also has all the hippy, guilt-free, cred you could ever want.<\/p>\n<p>I use it for two reasons&#8211;the above, which I summarize as &#8220;it&#8217;s the Altoids of soap!&#8221;, and the fact that it has the craziest label I&#8217;ve ever seen on any product.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/shetterly.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/time-to-buy-another-bottle-of-dr.html\">Will<\/a> got me thinking about it today when he <a href=\"http:\/\/shetterly.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/time-to-buy-another-bottle-of-dr.html\">posted<\/a> a snippet from <a href=\"http:\/\/commongroundmag.com\/2007\/07\/artandsoul0707.html\">an article on the company<\/a>&#8211;an article driven by the upcoming release of <a href=\"http:\/\/magicsoapbox.com\/\">a documentary about the company<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It starts like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>&#8230;Dr. Bronner\u2019s Magic Soap, which bears (stoned or stone-cold-sober) perhaps the mother lode of weird label verbiage \u2014 with a back-story almost as convoluted as the one behind the Masonic symbols gracing our national currency.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s the story of one Dr. Emanuel H. Bronner, chemist, master soap maker, Holocaust survivor and lead prophet for the One God of Spaceship Earth. In 1947, Bronner escaped from a mental institution and began selling soap made from his family\u2019s 150-year-old recipe out of the back of a Los Angeles tenement hotel.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Now, I knew the label was pure-D nuts, but I didn&#8217;t previously know that the company was run by an escaped mental patient. That&#8217;s awesome. And it does help explain the label.<\/p>\n<p>Other interesting things that the article reveals:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Bonner &#8220;embraced the work of Thomas Paine&#8221;. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/07\/this-is-the-age-of-reason-these-are-the-rights-of-man\/\">We discussed Tom here earlier<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Bonner was pals with Eldridge Cleaver. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/2008\/03\/29\/saturday-night-characters-1-the-cleaver-sleeve\/\">Remember him<\/a>?<\/li>\n<li>The company has salary caps for David and Mike Bronner, the current president and vice-president, at no more than five times that of the lowest paid employee. That&#8217;s pretty awesome compared to the average, which is apparently more like 430 times.<\/li>\n<li>The company gives away over 70 percent of its net profit to various causes. This is also pretty awesome, and is even more &#8220;walking the walk&#8221; than the salary cap.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t even explain the story about The Germs. You have to go <a href=\"http:\/\/commongroundmag.com\/2007\/07\/artandsoul0707.html\">read the article<\/a>, or else watch the video I&#8217;m closing this post with.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s the label.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Because of his profound spiritual beliefs, the label that bears his name became both his manifesto and his legacy to humanity. It is a 30,000-word treatise on \u201cAll-One,\u201d an ever-evolving set of teachings he called \u201cThe Moral ABC,\u201d designed, in his words, \u201cto unite all mankind free!\u201d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what the Canadian version of it looks like (and yes, I did peel that off an old bottle and scan it just for this post):<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2008\/11\/bronner\/bronner_mq.jpg\" rel=\"lightbox\" title=\"Dr. Dronner's label madness\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2008\/11\/bronner\/_bronner_mq.jpg\" title=\"Dr. Dronner's label madness\" alt=\"Dr. Dronner's label madness\" width=\"548\" height=\"439\" class=\"aligncenter\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you need to get in really close you can download the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.chrismclaren.com\/blog\/wp-content\/images\/2008\/11\/bronner\/bronner.jpg\" title=\"Gigantic version of Dr. Bronner's label\">gigantic version of the label<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>The Canadian version is actually less crazy than the American ones, since some of the precious, precious real estate is taken up by the French language translations. You can get <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drbronner.com\/dr_bronners_philosophy.html\">PDFs of the American labels<\/a>, with added extra crazy from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.drbronner.com\/\">the Dr. Bonner&#8217;s company web site<\/a>. (There is other fun crazy at that site, btw. Explore.)<\/p>\n<p>And, to close, this:<\/p>\n<p><center><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/-6E19OUBNhM&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><\/object><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p class=\"excerpt\">Have I talked about Dr. Bronner&#8217;s here before? My searches say not, but I remember expounding upon it recently&#8211;although it might have been at my poker game. If you don&#8217;t know Dr. Bronner&#8217;s, I&#8217;m not even sure where to start trying to explain it. 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